Thor: Ragnarok

Keeping it simple, - spoiler warning! - here goes nothing:

1. Too many jokes distracts from the severity of the situation.

2. Benedict Cumberbatch has got chubbier. Erk.

3. I forgot how much I adore Loki in one minute, only to hate his guts in the next. Rinse, cycle and repeat.

4. This is too much influence from Guardians of the Galaxy.

5. Oh wow, Odin is such a crappy dad.

6. Thor forgot about his old pals? Eh?

7. Girl powah. Alcoholic girl powah, still...

8. Buddy cop movie.

9. So many plotholes. And plot conveniences.

10. Did I mention Loki?

11. Dysfunctional family is dysfunctional.

12. Loki.

13. Too much green in this movie. There's Hulk, then Loki, then Hela...

14. Thor = female Storm. Basically.

15. Loki. Be still, my fluttering heart.

16. Being the villain rots your braincells. Walking menacingly towards the protagonists does not equate to menacing, instead of...you know, getting sh*t done.

17. Plot device. Too many Chekov's guns/tazers.

18. So the Asgardians end up as refugees. Huh.

19. Bromance.

20. ...This tune is _so_ going into my phone as a tone.